Thought for sure this kid was going to get the Pussy Riot treatment but these two Russian cops were just completely ill-equipped to deal with him.
Pretty funny stuff – can anyone translate the lyrics to the flames track this kid’s blasting?
I know what I’m listening to for the rest of the day:
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This guy received an excited e-mail from his friend telling him to open the amazing attachment ASAP… which turned out to be a picture of the sender with his middle finger up. Decent bit of trolling, no harm done.
However the way his friend responded completely blew his friend’s original e-mail out of the water. Check it out:
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This is not unlike the time footballer-turned-boxer Curtis Woodhouse tracked down his personal Twitter troll and confronted him, except this time, American heavyweight boxer Deontay Wilder managed to convince Internet troll Charlie Zelenoff to meet him in a gym for a one on one fight. Incredibly, Zelenoff accepted and predictably got his arse handed to him.
Watch below:
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Grandma is a hardcore City fan and so doesn’t take too kindly to her girls doing a fake goal shout for such a pivotal game on the last day of the season. Cover your kids’ ears:
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This guy seems a bit of a dick, but then his girlfriend did cheat on him with his best friend so I guess he’s entitled to act like a bit of a twat in return.
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Here’s the exchange he posted to his @KaneZipperman account earlier:
A bit of background – Robin Thicke’s smash hit ‘Blurred Lines’ made him an international household name but at the same time brought on tons of criticism from people who claimed he was promoting ‘rape culture’ and treating women as objects.
More recently, Thicke’s wife left him after he repeatedly cheated on her with other women.
All that considered, he’s pretty brave for agreeing to conduct an Q&A session on Twitter. Here are the best insults/troll jobs sent his way thus far:
#AskThicke don’t you think this is an ironic hashtag considering you’re not one for asking?
— Thomas Simpson (@Simmy41) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke When you’re not busy objectifying women, making light of rape and justifying sexual violence, how do you like to relax?
— Josephine Liptrott (@JoLiptrott) July 1, 2014
What does that level of desperation feel like when u have to resort to naming ur new album after the woman who wants 2 divorce u? #AskThicke
— Tanya (@goodlucklana) July 1, 2014
Are you Ricky Martins dad? #AskThicke
— Petra! (@Petra_Leanne) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke will Pharrell be writing the best bit of the answers for you?
— Baz (@bazlyons) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke is your wife planning on writing an album called Robin where she sings the fine print of a restraining order?
— Jenny Brammall (@Jenny_Brammall) July 1, 2014
Dear #AskThicke can I hit your balls with a toffee hammer? “NO?” come on…I know you want it
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) July 1, 2014
Robin Thicke: “I want to do an #AskThicke thing on twitter. Good idea? PR Advisers: “NO!” Thicke: “We all know what that word really means.”
— Chris Finch (@NorthernMunky) July 1, 2014
You’re stranded on a desert island, are you still a chauvinistic pig? #AskThicke
— Gearóidín McEvoy (@GaRoDean) July 1, 2014
In the song “I know you want it” is “it” a lecherous disgusting string bean of a man or a job with equal pay? #AskThicke
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke if asked if you want salt and vinegar on your chips and you say no but they put it on because no means yes is that ok?
— mostly grumpy (@mostly_grumpy) June 30, 2014
Robin Thicke is getting terrible abuse on the #AskThicke hashtag. Maybe If he’d dressed less provocative & stayed sober it wouldn’t happen?
— Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke WHY ARE YOU A THING
— molly (@mollyriann) July 1, 2014
Is this really a large prawn? Tesco think so. #AskThicke http://t.co/FODu3t6Yn2
— Neal (@NealP55) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke What does misogyny mean?
— Lewis (@fuckyeahlewis) July 1, 2014
#AskThicke how much herbal tea with echinacea would someone have to consume for them to start hallucinating?
— Tom Price (@thomasrprice) July 1, 2014
More abuse on the next page…
Kim Jong-un is trying to get China to take down this parody video of him, with North Korean officials claiming it “seriously compromises Kim’s dignity and authority.”
China obviously can’t help him there because as we know, anything that gets uploaded onto the Internet is there to stay.
Between this video and the Seth Rogen movie coming out soon, Kim must be closer than ever to waging war on the rest of the world (let’s see how that one turns out for him).
Not sure what he’s complaining about anyway – sure there’s parts where he’s getting completely owned by Barack Obama and fly kicked in the head but they also show him cutting some serious moves on the dance floor, slaying a dragon and blowing up a bus. Come on Kim, look on the bright side.
You know how it is for females on Tinder with douchebags like this around; once in a while they’re going to get matched with trolls/idiots like this:
But that’s just the nature of the beast with dating apps like Tinder, best thing to do is block the person and move on. That’s not what Lori did though – Lori jumped online and somehow managed to use some next level stalking abilities to track down the Tinder troll’s mum, before sending her this message:
Still nowhere near as brutal as the girl who sent her Tinder match’s unsolicited dick pic to his mum. Now that’s the kind of shaming we can get behind.
‘Adebola’ is an unfortunate surname to have at a time like this, so spare a thought for former Birmingham City and Coventry City striker Dele Adebola who’s been getting a constant barrage of Tweets this week asking if he has Ebola:
Guys please stop asking if I have ebola. I do not have it. But I thank you for caring about my health and wellbeing ![:-)]()
Dele.
— Dele Adebola (@Dele_Adebola) October 10, 2014
Twitter problems over? Nope – later in the week he had issues with someone who made a fake account in his name:
Dele.
why have you made a fake account of me brother? @Dele_AdeboIa I do not appreciate this Dele ![:-)]()
— Dele Adebola (@Dele_Adebola) October 12, 2014
And the cherry on top – Adebola then accidentally posted a link to PornHub and then scrambled frantically trying to figure out how to delete it:
I am extremely sorry and have been left red faced. Please can someone tell me how to delete tweets immediately Dele ![:-)]()
— Dele Adebola (@Dele_Adebola) October 16, 2014
Thank you for showing me how to delete that tweet. I’m sorry and that kind of obscene material should not be put on here Dele ![:-)]()
— Dele Adebola (@Dele_Adebola) October 16, 2014
Please can you all delete any screenshots you got. It was an accident and I would really appreciate it #InGodITrust Dele ![:-)]()
— Dele Adebola (@Dele_Adebola) October 16, 2014
As usual, Pornhub Katie had to rub it in:
. @Dele_Adebola Thanks for the shoutout, Happy to hear you are enjoying the Pornhub BBW category. — Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) October 16, 2014
Whoops.
Sorry to disappoint, but that is a photo of a pair of underwear wedged up a man’s butt crack. For one very brief, fucked up night however, a bunch of Reddit users thought they were looking at a hot woman’s boobs and reacted accordingly:
Here is the full pic:
The actual fucked up part about this is, who the hell wanks off to zoomed in photos of anonymous cleavages? Could you get turned on looking at the featured image in this post?
It’s 2014 – you can find literally whatever does it for you online with a few clicks of a mouse button. Why would you settle for some zoomed in boobs that potentially aren’t even boobs?
We are a fucked up generation indeed.
While we’re on the subject though, meet the man with no ass crack (NSFL).
The story here is that the kid in the purple kept camping (hiding in one spot) during a game of Call of Duty and when asked to stop told the other kids over his head set to ‘get fucked’, and if they had a problem with it, he was down at the Cam Ping Café.
Well one of the other players actually turned up, but he probably wishes he hadn’t:
But what’s more humiliating than getting battered inside a cyber café? Flirting with a GTA V Online stripper and having the whole lobby hear you.
When you’re alone and texting some girl and suddenly get that funny feeling down below, all rational thought flies out the window. You’ll do anything if it means there’s just a 0.01% chance she’ll send you some nudes, as this dude unwittingly texting the wrong number will attest:
Not like the guys aren’t having their fun too, though – check out this hilarious lot texting Drake lyrics to girls.
Wiz Khalifa is completely baked off his face for this one, which could explain why he was mellow enough to sit through this complete train-wreck of an interview on the Eric Andre Show the other night:
Clearly, chaotic and directionless interviews are what Eric Andre does, but I’m not sure how anyone would benefit from appearing on them since the attention seems to be on Andre all the time.
Poor Wiz Khalifa – he always has the worst luck doing TV interviews.
When ISIS took journalist Kenji Goto and private security contractor Haruna Yukawa hostage (one of whom has reportedly been beheaded) the other week, Japan found themselves directly beefing ISIS much like the Western world has been.
But just as cartoonists around the world responded to the Charlie Hebdo attacks, Japan took to Twitter with the hashtag #ISISクソコラグランプリ (translation = ISIS photoshop grand prix), encouraging each other to create some laugh out loud funny photoshops involving ISIS terrorists.
Here are the best of the bunch (hit right on your keyboard/click the right arrows).
Dealing with trolls is part of life on the Internet, but when you’re famous and have people constantly trying to give you a complex about your small boobs you become pretty adept at firing back sick comebacks:
I believe the correct terminology here is – BOOM, ROASTED. No coming back from that one @jacksonruzzene. Was probably pretty chuffed with himself before logging back on to find he’d got rinsed to high heaven for the world to see. More people should just roast Twitter/Instagram trolls like this instead of whining about them.
If only James Arthur could fire off comebacks like that on Twitter – then again he’d probably be at it all day.
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After Japan took a giant dump on ISIS with their brilliant ISIS photoshop competition the other week, you’d think the Jihadis might steer clear of online shenanigans for a while. But nope – following the execution of 21 Christians in Libya recently, they’ve announced plans to wreak havoc across Rome next:
Today we are south of Rome. We will conquer Rome with Allah’s permission.
ISIS supporters are even using the hashtag #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome in an attempt to frighten everyone. Did it work though? Not quite.
Here are the funniest Tweets from the people of Rome the last couple days:
#We_Are_Coming_O_Rome if you manage make sure to come between 1 and 5 AM otherwise no way you getting trough! pic.twitter.com/KktacE0LvP
— smarteyes (@cecike) February 20, 2015
#We_Are_Coming_O_Rome – don't let #Schettino steer your ships. He has a tendency to get too close to islands… pic.twitter.com/m5lm7GLcpq
— Sara (@EthicalRobot) February 20, 2015
#We_Are_Coming_O_Rome hey just a tip: don't come in train, it's every time late!
— Giuseppe Di Chiara (@Giu_DiChiara) February 19, 2015
#ISIS if you are coming to Rome those sandals won't do. And those passamontagna are atrocious #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome pic.twitter.com/WUcEbOGdgk
— Guido Tresoldi (@GuidoTresoldi) February 21, 2015
Hey #ISIS! Just packing for Rome. Which pair should I bring? I don't want us to be matching #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome pic.twitter.com/JEHkSuJ4R5
— V (@cwithta) February 21, 2015
#We_Are_Coming_O_Rome citizens of Italy are waiting for members of #ISIS and have WMDs prepared… pic.twitter.com/ubumOXEZ4F
— Michael Streko (@streko) February 21, 2015
I highly recommend this… #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome pic.twitter.com/E0IVLaSZrJ
— Ron Barry (@ronNomNomNom) February 20, 2015
#We_Are_Coming_O_Rome We are so scared! pic.twitter.com/xt5gK22BNi
— untoashes777 (@nygaten15) February 20, 2015
++ Welcome to Rome ++ #isis #terrorism #Rome #Italy #Italie #Italia #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome pic.twitter.com/FMGb9VQOHM
— Luca Pedota (@Luca_Pedota) February 19, 2015
Great stuff. Also great – this compilation of ISIS terrorists accidentally blowing themselves up Four Lions-style.
This Everton fan attempted the sneakiest of troll moves; pretending to be cool with someone and getting them to wish him a Happy Birthday before reverting to troll mode out of nowhere.
Unfortunately for him he hadn’t really done his research and ended up looking pretty stupid, as trolls usually do:
Boom, roasted – there’s literally no relegation in the MLS. Nice try though fella.
Here’s an example of trolling done correctly – courtesy of Japan’s ISIS photoshop competition.
A lot of celebrities use Twitter to interact with their fans, sometimes sending them messages or retweeting their tweets to illustrate that they really do care about their fans and what they have to say.
Unfortunately though, there’s also quite a few pieces of work on the site too who’ll do whatever they can to make celebrities look stupid, which means they can’t really be too careful when they’re retweeting and replying to stuff because they might end up looking insanely stupid. That’s exactly what happened to Hulk Hogan over the weekend when some moron troll tricked him into retweeting a sick joke about Madeleine McCann. To make matters even worse, Hulk didn’t even delete it for a couple of days, although he has now but not before everyone on the internet got a screenshot of it, obviously:
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Ooof. That is not a good look for anyone involved, although I suppose it’s not as annoying for him as when his sex tape leaked. Hulk himself has stayed silent on the matter but the troll himself has posted a few tweets trying to defend his behaviour and apologise to Hulk. He just comes across as a knob really though, as would anyone who thought it would be funny to do something like this.
Unfortunately he’s locked his account so nobody can see them anymore, but here’s what he posted. Although he sounds kind of apologetic about it all, comparing himself to Frankie Boyle isn’t really going to endear himself to anyone is it? Muppet.
Fucking hell man. Chill out. It’s a joke. Let’s get back to talking about fat dancing men and weird dresses.
— Carl (@CarlRoney) March 8, 2015
Soz, @HulkHogan
— Carl (@CarlRoney) March 8, 2015
Oi, @frankieboyle, I’m starting to know how you feel.
— Carl (@CarlRoney) March 8, 2015
Anyone who knows anything about the Internet knows that you don’t just share your photos on 4chan and ask for help with Photoshopping without expecting to get trolled to high heaven. That’s where this guy who visited the Eiffel Tower in Paris went spectacularly wrong:
4chan got to work and delivered some A+ photoshop troll jobs. Click/slide on mobile to check out the best of the bunch…
I’ve got two little brothers, but thankfully I did the majority of my growing up before the Internet was born, so they never got the opportunity to make me look like a div in public. Not everyone has been so lucky.
This footage of a girl singing earnestly and passionately in the bathroom is a perfect example. Her little brother, to her, is probably the most annoying and least cool thing on the planet. To me, he is now one of the coolest things on the planet.
Go on boy:
Also, whilst we’re on the topic of singalongs in the modern-day, let’s not forget that they used to castrate little boys to keep their vocals nice and high. Ahhhhh… humans.
